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Old 10-12-2005, 11:35 PM
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Boy Goes to a Nude Beach

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to the nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are, the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger penises than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are, the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with his answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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Re: Boy Goes to a Nude Beach

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Re: Boy Goes to a Nude Beach

That's great.
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heh....good one....
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That's pretty sick though...a young boy going to a nude beach with his parents...
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^lol

It's like all the jokes posted back in the day are coming back.
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