Another Blonde Joke

Zcaithaca · 08-19-2005, 11:59 AM

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.

clawhammer · 08-19-2005, 12:13 PM

Zcaithaca · 08-19-2005, 12:17 PM

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fredjacksonsan · 08-19-2005, 12:32 PM

Bummer dude. Might pay to do a search under "blond" and "blonde"....

thecackster · 08-19-2005, 12:41 PM

Zcaithaca · 08-19-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

Bummer dude. Might pay to do a search under "blond" and "blonde"....

.....like i want to search through the millions of blonde jokes

fredjacksonsan · 08-19-2005, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zcaithaca

.....like i want to search through the millions of blonde jokes

Hey, I never said it would be easy, there are

a lot of them.

But that doesn't make blond jokes any less true, now does it?

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