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PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) - A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
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That is fucked up!!!
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I am reconsidering cuddling ever again.
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"I figure I killed her"

What, there's any chance something I might have killed her?

sheesh.
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It brings a whole new meaning to 'clawhammer's screen name
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there was a lady in las vegas who found out her husband was cheating on her and she cut off his penis while he was sleeping...

now theres a motive... but not cuddling?? what goes through some peoples heads ...
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It brings a whole new meaning to 'clawhammer's screen name
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I am reconsidering cuddling ever again.
will you marry me then?
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I am reconsidering cuddling ever again.
Can't be done, everybody loves to cuddle.

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"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her,"
Well there goes my suggestion for a motive, she couldn't keep it up.
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everybody loves to cuddle.
Go read the article again.
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Go read the article again.
OK let me re-phrase that, everybody loves to cuddle...except when SportsCenter is on.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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The real question that hasn't been answered: What was on SportsCenter?
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what exactly is a claw hammer?
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