2000celica gt vs bmw 330i

IstallItagain · #1 07-29-2005, 02:05 AM

About 2 am i was on my way back home from fishing with 2 kids in my car. I kinda got lost, so I made a U turn on the grass. Then, a cop came from nowhere and pulled me over. It was the first time I've ever got pull over by a cop( I got my license 2 months ago). The cop said to me "this is streak 1, streak 2 and you are out!" then he left...
Anyway, few minutes later, cop's warning was still echoing in my mind, I was cruising at 55 according to the local speedlimit..... then there came a BMW tailgating my ass. I didn't give a shit for I was still runnin under 60mph, and the BMW past by me, da guy drives da car looked like 20ish, he rolled down his window and screamed sumthing i couldnt understand and past by meh fast... i dont kno if da guy wanted race me or i just drove too slow...and i dont kno much about Bmw, but all i kno is dat M3 is fast....and it was a 330i....so i was like wat da hell. i slowly caught up with my 5th....he was driving about 65.... and i pulled up on da left side of him... my frd rolled down the window and waiting for da guy to looked back at us....He neva looked back at us, but he floored his gas and wit sum good acceleration.... and i said to my self.."ohh itz on bit ch!!!" i dropped to 3rd and us two cars starts to closin up. and by da tym i was on the redline of 4th, i was still 2 car distance away from him. i shifted to 5th, and my car was over 100 and his was about the same..my front door was at his rear bumper, lucky enough there was a car in front of him so he had to slow down cuz i left no room for him to swtich lane... i kept goin .. my speed was about 115 and the road is coming to 50mph turn and my exit is comingup.. i looked over my rear mirror, da Bmw was far behind.. itz nah worth to risk it...... so i putted my foot on da brake, slowed down...and exit out with my victory.

CassiesMan · #2 07-29-2005, 02:12 AM

Edit, just re read your story like five times to figuer out what the hell you were saying. Realised you didn't claim a kill. If you had raced...he woulda pwnzzizled you...it woulda been like...BOOM HEAD SHOT!

-The Stig- · #3 07-29-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CassiesMan

BOOM HEAD SHOT!

[deep voice]UNSTOPPABLE[/deep voice]

.... Unreal Tournament anybody?

Vip09 · #4 07-29-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CassiesMan

Edit, just re read your story like five times to figuer out what the hell you were saying. Realised you didn't claim a kill. If you had raced...he woulda pwnzzizled you...it woulda been like...BOOM HEAD SHOT!

I had to re-read that post like three times to find out what he was trying to say.

drdisque · #5 07-29-2005, 03:09 AM

learn to speak english.

Also, if another car has to slow down because of traffic, that doesn't mean you win

grow up

CivRacer95 · #6 07-29-2005, 06:52 AM

You lose...end of story. It's like that time I raced that Enzo, he was killin me by like 4 bus lengths, but then he had to slow down, so I flew by him cause he couldn't get over and time. Man I slaughtered him after that. So before he caught up I slowed down, hit my haz lights and claimed the victory....

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*This story is completely made up, all facts are complete bull and you shouldn't put any more thought into it than you have with this thread...

speedthrill · #7 07-29-2005, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeck383

[deep voice]UNSTOPPABLE[/deep voice]

.... Unreal Tournament anybody?

naaahhh, but i do like to cs from time to time. They've got on some of there servers the same sounds. " Killing spreeeee"

mason_RsX · #8 07-29-2005, 07:57 AM

Im never 1st to call bs on obviously made up newb stories!!!

yeah your 1.8L 140hp caught up to a 225hp 3.0L I6 between 65 and 100mph...oh yeah those 1.8L's are known for their top end acceleration

90redgt · #9 07-29-2005, 11:39 AM

someone lock this thread, story is rediculous.

CassiesMan · #10 07-29-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mason_RsX

Im never 1st to call bs on obviously made up newb stories!!!

yeah your 1.8L 140hp caught up to a 225hp 3.0L V6 between 65 and 100mph...oh yeah those 1.8L's are known for their top end acceleration

I6, not V6. And also, has no one here seen FPS Doug? I can dance all day I can dance all day...What? Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.

GForce957 · #11 07-29-2005, 01:21 PM

i wonder how long it takes to change english words to unrecognizable garbage like this. I would say 2 hrs. thats 2 hrs he could have spent with a good dictionary...

turtlecrxsi · #12 07-29-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GForce957

i wonder how long it takes to change english words to unrecognizable garbage like this. I would say 2 hrs. thats 2 hrs he could have spent with a good dictionary...

You know I'd have to be pretty damn drunk to type like that. I got a headache reading/decyphering it...

Boss: What's wrong with you? Why aren't you working?
Me: I have a headache.
Boss: You have a hangover don't you?
Me: No, I just read some gibberish/bs posted on AF.
Boss: Oh, damn, you need to stop that. Gibberish/BS posted on AF can cause serious permanent damages to your health.

Savior1974 · #13 07-29-2005, 01:46 PM

FPS DOUG is hella funny, LOL, I'll post a link here to it

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=FPS-doug

you can see more at PurePwnage.com

(Thread Hyjacked)

thecackster · #14 07-29-2005, 01:48 PM

What a CHODE! that was the most frustrating thing i've done all day is read that bs

silentscreams85 · #15 07-29-2005, 01:58 PM

stock for stock 3 series>celica gt

'nuff said

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