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Old 01-25-2006, 11:22 PM   #1
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civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

This football player just got himself this new Merc SL65AMG and he is cruising around town. As he pulls up to the light he sees a civic that is all jerking and reving its engine like crazy. He stops next to that car, looks at the driver. Driver of civic looks at him with a wild, daring expression on his face and continues reving his engine, his car is jerking forward.

The football player figures that the guy in the civic wants to race, so he focuses on the light, when the light turns green he rockets away in the cloud of tire smoke. As he looks in his rear view mirror he notices that the guy in the civic still stands at the light...and his car is jerking.

Football player gets kind of pissed, so he drives around back to the light. As he pulls up to the light civic keeps jerking forward with its engine periodically reving.

Football player rolls down his passenger window and asks a guy in the civic:
(FP): Hey man! Whats up with you ? I thought you wanted to race !
(Civic Guy): *civic guy with gangsta tone* I would smoke you fool, but I got my rear tire stuck on the piece of chewing gum and I can't get it loose !!!!!
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Old 01-26-2006, 02:26 AM   #2
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

A little funny, I guess. Not really though.
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Old 02-12-2006, 08:54 PM   #3
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

Aren't all Civic FFs?
What can they do with the rear tire?
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

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Aren't all Civic FFs?
What can they do with the rear tire?

His rear tire is stuck on the piece of the gum. Civic doesn't have enough torque to either spin the fron tires or pull the car off the gum.
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Old 02-27-2006, 11:38 PM   #5
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

no offence, but the joke sucked.
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Old 02-27-2006, 11:56 PM   #6
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

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no offence, but the joke sucked.
None taken. I had to adapt the civic part, this joke is very funny in Russian. Civic is Oka...america doesn't have anything similar. And Merc supposed to be S600 which is a cult car for 'new Russians'. In English its not great 8(.
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

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(Civic Guy): *civic guy with gangsta tone* I would smoke you fool,
I don't know what it is with the Civic, but whenever I get in my car, my "gangsta tone" always always comes out.
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

its ok i guess lol.... we give Honda's s*** too :P
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG

lol thts pretty funny
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