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Old 07-08-2005, 07:57 PM
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Talking Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

Ok, now this was funny. I just got back from dunkin donuts.

Now, i'm leaving dd...there is a enter/exit where it's basically big enough for one car to exit, and one car to enter at the same time. I'm on the exit, waiting to pull out into a busy street....and then this women slows down in the same street....ENTERING the lot.....

She drive in slow, stops...and says to me "You know you don't have to take up the whole entry".... I told her...."fuck you and your fucking dog you cunt"....

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She drove in the drive thru like a mad women. There was room for a E350 to get in, and this bitch (fat bitch may i add) couldn't even get a toyota corolla in. You know why also, she stopped to late and drove up the middle of the entry....so she took up the whole entry.

BTW, some guy was in the passenger seat holding a dog. This reminds me of when a women tried to cut me in line at pathmark and i only had 2 things, she had a whole wagon... I told her, SORRY...i'm next.

She had the balls to tell me that i should be in the express lane anyway, i told her to go play with herself.
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I told her...."fuck you and your fucking dog you cunt"....


It's like the Wizard of Oz.

Fuck you and you're little fucking dog too!
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Re: Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

haha thats funny, thats something i would do
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Re: Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

I want more stories like this.
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Lol guys, i didn't feel bad about what i said either, she was wrong...period. I'm "generally" a very reserved, quiet yet funny guy. Behind the wheel, NOTHING slides. Especially after last summers accident when i just got my mint condition 95 v8 tbird, and a women blows the light and WRECKED my summer.
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Re: Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

hehe, this story reminds me of something that happened a while ago while I was driving. I was pulling up to an intersection that is kind of confusing; instead of just 4 streets coming together there are 5. From above it would look something like this:

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Well, there is a stoplight at this intersection, and I was first in line coming to a stop at a red light from the bottom street in my diagram there. I slowly pulled up to the stop line. Then, the light turns green for the street coming in at an angle there and some middle aged fat lady in a red minivan starts to pull away from her stop line, and then stops in the middle of the intersection, gives me the bitchiest look I have ever seen, and motions angrily for me to back up. I gave her a pissed off look of utter disbelief, rolled my eyes, slowly backed up 2 feet and then mockingly waved her on in a manner that would suggest I was motioning to queen elizabeth. Man was she ever pissed when she drove off.
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Re: Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

Hahahaha! thats fucking great!
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Re: Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

Those would be the times I wish I was driving a shit mobile so that I can fuck up their car. Learn to drive or face the consequences!!!!
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Re: Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

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I told her...."fuck you and your fucking dog you cunt".....
I guess it depends on the women, cause the big ladies in my neighborhood would have gotten out of their car and gone over to you and bitch slap you for calling her a cunt.

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I guess it depends on the women, cause the big ladies in my neighborhood would have gotten out of their car and gone over to you and bitch slap you for calling her a cunt.

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Well, NYC is not a very friendly place to call someone a cunt.
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Re: Woman That Think They Can Step All Over You..!!

yey....great maybe i shouldn't get a car if i go to the US for collage....i will get run over by all the fat lady with dog....
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lol thats great! way to go!
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Ok, now this was funny. I just got back from dunkin donuts.

Now, i'm leaving dd...there is a enter/exit where it's basically big enough for one car to exit, and one car to enter at the same time. I'm on the exit, waiting to pull out into a busy street....and then this women slows down in the same street....ENTERING the lot.....

She drive in slow, stops...and says to me "You know you don't have to take up the whole entry".... I told her...."fuck you and your fucking dog you cunt"....

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She drove in the drive thru like a mad women. There was room for a E350 to get in, and this bitch (fat bitch may i add) couldn't even get a toyota corolla in. You know why also, she stopped to late and drove up the middle of the entry....so she took up the whole entry.

BTW, some guy was in the passenger seat holding a dog. This reminds me of when a women tried to cut me in line at pathmark and i only had 2 things, she had a whole wagon... I told her, SORRY...i'm next.

She had the balls to tell me that i should be in the express lane anyway, i told her to go play with herself.
you my sir,are my friend,i must learn of your kind of jerkry!!teach my oh angry one!!
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