So much for night skimming.

[RickwithaTbird]

Well, I figured, "Hey I'm bored, its night time, so theres plenty of parking at the beach... I'm gonna go skimboard." I got ready and everything, make the 15 minute trip, and as I am parking I notice a sign that says "NO PARKING 9PM TO 5AM". I figured, "Okay, that's weird I never saw that sign before, so I'll just go to a further spot." But then I noticed that they were all down the beach parking. WEIRD! I've parked there a million times and never saw the signs. Well, I figured, I've done it a million times before, nothing's gonna happen. So I get out and go check the water.

Well, I'm lookin, and its kinda flat waves, but I figure I'll do it anyways... I made the trip and all.... so I turn around to head back to my car. As I turn around I notice one of those Bitch Police Mobile's (a three wheeler parking patrol cruiser) approaching my car. I figure, okay fuck, I'm gonna have to leave. I get to my car and say "I'm leaving", and she sais, "wait just a second."

I figure she's scanning my plates to see if the thing is stolen, so I'll just wait for her to see it's not, then I'll show her my ID prove its my car, and yada yada. Well, she hands me an envelope and says, "here you go, theres no parking after 9 o clock."

FUCK ME!!!!
I said, "What is this?", "You're giving me a TICKET?"
her: "Theres no parking here after 9 o clock"
Me: "But I was just looking for my girlfriends purse!! We came to the beach earlier and she lost her purse, I just got here and didn't even get a chance to look for it."
her: "You didn't find it?"
me: "No." "She had money in her purse, and she lost it, and now I have to pay another 25 dollars and I was only here for 30 seconds?!" "I just got here!"
her: "Theres no parking after 9 oclock"
me: "You dont even ask questions? I mean, I just got here."
her: "I dont ask questions, I just write tickets. Theres no parking after 9 o clock."
Me: "Can't you cancel it or something? I mean seriously."
her: "okay"

then she took it back from me and I came home.
fucked up my skim trip. But at least I wasn't already skimming. I don't know what kind of excuse I would have come up with then. But I would have came up with something. Anyways... theres no parking after 9 o clock.

[Toksin]

If you were caught skimming, tell her your girlfriend dropped her purse in the water and you were looking for it.

[-Jayson-]

uhh so your mad because you parked illegally and ALMOST got a ticket?

god damn cry me a river little girl.

[Oz]

[RickwithaTbird]

Originally Posted by -Jayson-

uhh so your mad because you parked illegally and ALMOST got a ticket?

god damn cry me a river little girl.

I was just tellin the story dude. chill out.

[drewh4386]

sounds like something I would have done. As a matter of fact, I have. But, I dont want to whore or hijack the thread. Maybe later.

[RickwithaTbird]

i dont care dude. hijack the bitch

[drewh4386]

ok.


One night I had to go pick my ex up from work at 11:00pm. I decided to call a friend of mine before hand (10:30) and go driving. We drive up and down the road to feel the g's. (Its cool. your whole body tightens up). As it waas getting closer to 11 we decide to head to pick her up and there was a cop at the bottom of the hill that wasn't there at first. My friend was already under the speed limit and I was over. When I slammed on my brakes, they locked and I squealed all the way down the hill to the light.

so here is where it starts......I get out and look at my tires and brakes, then get back in. When the light turned green I was pulled over.


Officer: So what happened there? Did you know you could have hit the car (friends car) in the other lane at worst?

Me: I just woke up a little while ago (lie) and I am on my way to pick my girl friend up from work (truth). When I hit my brakes they locked up and my tires are a little worn.(lie) I usually drive a stick(truth) but this is my friends auto (lie).

Officer: dont you think you need to be awake and perpared for driving? Let me see you licesne.

Me:Ok

Officer: I should give you a ticket for wreckless driving, but since you had your seatbelt on and we eat at IHOP alot, we'll let you off.

Me: Thanks officer. You can follow me to make sure I get there ok.

Officer: Thats fine. I just got a call..

Me: Well have a good night.

Officer: You too and drive safely.

Me: (after he left) duuuuude!

Works everytime (for me at least)

[fredjacksonsan]

So what beach is this that is closed to parking after 9pm?

Oh sorry, we're hijacking right? This one time, at band camp.

Seriously though, I was in my parents' full size van (many moons ago) and right next to a cop, doing 45 in a 45. Light turns yellow, I hit the brakes, the roads are wet. Cop stops at the light, I manage to stop halfway through the intersection, figure whatever, then continue down the road. He of course lights up his cruiser and pulls me over.

C: license and registration


Me: Here you go, officer.

C: You know why I pulled you over?

Me: Yessir, I couldn't stop in time for the light and went through the red.

C: But you were right up there with me

Me: Yessir, but I'm in a 6500 pound family van and you're in a police car set up for performance.

C: OK, you take it easy and have a good night.

[Cyprus106]

HAHA! I had a friend that was driving to our office at 6:30 because he and I needed to get an early start that day. A stoplight away from the office, he was still exhausted and didn't see the red. There were NO cars anywhere near. He SLAMS his brakes and ends up halfway into the intersection. Then he's like, well screw it. There's nobody around and I'm in the intersection. So he takes off and there was a cop IMMEDIETLY BEHIND HIM. How he couldn't have seen that, I'll never know. But it WAS early. My coworker told the cop what happened and was like 'i was in the intersection. There was nobody else around... come on.' cop told him if he'd have just stayed there or backed up he would have been fine. Best part is that by the time he started to run the intersection, the light turned green underneath him. lol then he gave me shit forever because I made im show up early and in his own words
Him: "Still your fault!"
Matt:"You're the asshole that ran the light!"
Him: "You made me get up early! I' dhave been AWAKE by eight! No person alive should have to wake up before the damn sun does."

[Cyprus106]

Dude, at least you weren't skinny dipping and tried to run up there.

"Officer, I was looking for my pants! I lost them earlier today!"

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by Cyprus106

"Officer, I was looking for my pants! I lost them earlier today!"

lol was the officer hot? If she was tell her to help you find some things

[RickwithaTbird]

^nah she was older. At least she wasn't cold hearted too. I mean, my girlfriend lost her purse, what was I supposed to do? lmao.

Anyways, good stories. My best story is when I had a 40 sack in my pocket and the cop smelled weed, and asked me if I had been smoking, I just said no ma'am. She did a background check on me and let me go. This was after she woke me up from sleeping in a YMCA parking lot at 2 in the morning. And yes, I had been smoking. She was nice.

A related story, which I was reminded of by the other stories, is one time when I cruised right through a red light with traffic. Heres the details.
Well, me and my friend had just gotten off work, and were gonna go hang out. He was behind me as I was approaching an intersection. Everything was normal. I was driving like usual. Well, I look in my rearview mirror, just to see where he's at, and I see him stopping at the intersection. My first thought is "You pussy, it was green when I crossed, you could have made it EASY." (thats what I was thinking.) Well, then as I'm in the intersection, this chump making a left turn tries pulling into MY lane. I looked at him like "you chump, you aren't supposed to change lanes when you make a turn through an intersection." (thats what I was thinking)... well, I blew it off, and didn't even think about it, until one day I was talking with that same friend about annoying drivers. Hahaha... so I tell him about the time we were gonna go hang out and that dude almost hit me in the intersection. He says, "Yea dude I can't believe you just cruised through that light. I thought you were gonna stop. I was like, okay, he's gonna stop. No he's not. And then you just cruised right on through it."

It was then when I realized how nothing from that situation made sense. I don't think it would have ever occured to me if Tyler didn't say that. It's one of those things I laugh about now. It was soooo stupid.

oh, also, sometimes I've stopped at stop signs when I was high, and just sat there waiting for the light to change. AT A STOP SIGN!!! lol... Maui is so cruise. You can just smoke and drive around with no worries. Can't do that in the city.

oh yeah, to answer your question fredjacksonsan it was in Fort Lauderdale, right on A1A. Theres about 1000 parking spots all in a row down the beach. And theres no parking after 9 o clock. Even though it's a main road, well lit, and right on the beach. No parking.

[fredjacksonsan]

I know the section of street you're talking about; was kind of picturing that when I read your story....houses on one side, beach on the other, a million parking spaces in between and plenty of &*#$ rules.