...Little Monsters

elementskater15 · #1 04-21-2005, 12:11 AM

Why do some little kids just have to be evil??? My little cousin, who is eight, was at a little league game and went to take a piss. One of his "friends" went with him to buy a soda on the way. When they got to the bathroom the "friend" (who is a foot taller and about 20 pounds more) knocked him down and pissed on him.(no, i didn't studder, he got peed on) He came back to me running like a man on fire. when he told me what happened I was hot to say the least. I tracked the little bastard down and asked him why he did it with the reply "cause I thought it was funny." I then snapped and pretty much slapped the taste out of the hethen's mouth. Later, I got a call from an angry mother asking why I "struck her child." I told her the story and got a "my angel would never do that" bullsh*&t shoveled in my mouth. Now I have to stay 500ft away from their house and I've got communtiy service. Wow... this sucks. There is some good news though, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geiko. Seriosly, my cousin saw him at practice and now the little piss-ant has a broken arm and
bat-bruises an his back. Payback is truly a BE-OCH!

v10_viper · #2 04-21-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by elementskater15

Why do some little kids just have to be evil??? My little cousin, who is eight, was at a little league game and went to take a piss. One of his "friends" went with him to buy a soda on the way. When they got to the bathroom the "friend" (who is a foot taller and about 20 pounds more) knocked him down and pissed on him.(no, i didn't studder, he got peed on) He came back to me running like a man on fire. when he told me what happened I was hot to say the least. I tracked the little bastard down and asked him why he did it with the reply "cause I thought it was funny." I then snapped and pretty much slapped the taste out of the hethen's mouth. Later, I got a call from an angry mother asking why I "struck her child." I told her the story and got a "my angel would never do that" bullsh*&t shoveled in my mouth. Now I have to stay 500ft away from their house and I've got communtiy service. Wow... this sucks. There is some good news though, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geiko. Seriosly, my cousin saw him at practice and now the little piss-ant has a broken arm and
bat-bruises an his back. Payback is truly a BE-OCH!

Hehehe...they gonna make your little cousin stay 500 feet away from him now too?

At a party one kid was bein cocky about how much he could drink and passed out not even an hour later. Once one kid pissed on him, so did 10 more kids, some kids twice. He woke up that morning(this was outside our garage) and my sister told him to take a shower and he was like, why? We made fun of him so bad for awhile about it but he didn't care too much.

elementskater15 · #3 04-21-2005, 12:26 AM

[quote=v10_viper]Hehehe...they gonna make your little cousin stay 500 feet away from him now too?

No, he "fell"

Gotti · #4 04-21-2005, 12:37 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Sorry but that is kind of funny, i just imagined a kid knocking another kid over and takin a piss on him. Thats comedy

If that was my little cuzin i wouldnt of beat up the other kid, i would of MADE HIM fight the other kid. You gotta make kids hard from the start, or else everytime somebody messes with them they'll be little pussy boys who just run for help

elementskater15 · #5 04-21-2005, 12:48 AM

I know its kind of funny... that's why I'm not mad about it any more. By the way, what about 20 pound more do you not get? (NOT SLAMMING YOU) My cuz would get killed in a scrap. You have got to admit if it were your family, you would have gutted demon child and stuffed his severed head in his chest like I wanted to do at first. Wow, I have issues I think.

Edit: Does breaking a person's arm with a ball bat not scream "hard" at you. He races motcross on an rm85 so believe me, he's no puss just a lot smaller then the other kid

dugie6551 · #6 04-21-2005, 08:10 AM

You had me thinking this was true ... until this ....

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Originally Posted by elementskater15

.... There is some good news though, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geiko.

Now I think this is

crayzayjay · #7 04-21-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by elementskater15

Why do some little kids just have to be evil??? My little cousin, who is eight, was at a little league game and went to take a piss. One of his "friends" went with him to buy a soda on the way. When they got to the bathroom the "friend" (who is a foot taller and about 20 pounds more) knocked him down and pissed on him.(no, i didn't studder, he got peed on) He came back to me running like a man on fire. when he told me what happened I was hot to say the least. I tracked the little bastard down and asked him why he did it with the reply "cause I thought it was funny." I then snapped and pretty much slapped the taste out of the hethen's mouth. Later, I got a call from an angry mother asking why I "struck her child." I told her the story and got a "my angel would never do that" bullsh*&t shoveled in my mouth. Now I have to stay 500ft away from their house and I've got communtiy service.

elementskater15 · #8 04-21-2005, 09:52 AM

[quote=dugie6551]You had me thinking this was true ... until this ....

I just threw a little bit of comedy in there but it is true. Hey, if you dont believe its a good story anyway

Marc-OS · #9 04-22-2005, 01:47 AM

I thought this was gonna be a post about the movie Little Monsters with Fred Savage and Howie Mandell. Man that was a good movie.

KustmAce · #10 04-22-2005, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Marc-OS

I thought this was gonna be a post about the movie Little Monsters with Fred Savage and Howie Mandell. Man that was a good movie.

I had this image pop into my head when I saw the thread title:

Oz · #11 04-22-2005, 04:00 AM

You idiot. Why did you reply to the mother you had done it? "I don't know what you're talking about. I only know your son by association. Have a nice day."

Your word against his. THEN you can put the heat on to tell him to tell his Mum he was beaten by someone else.

dugie6551 · #12 04-22-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Oz

You idiot. Why did you reply to the mother you had done it? "I don't know what you're talking about. I only know your son by association. Have a nice day."

Your word against his. THEN you can put the heat on to tell him to tell his Mum he was beaten by someone else.

.... and don't forget to sleep with her !!!! *praise OZ*

-Davo · #13 04-22-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by elementskater15

Why do some little kids just have to be evil??? My little cousin, who is eight, was at a little league game and went to take a piss. One of his "friends" went with him to buy a soda on the way. When they got to the bathroom the "friend" (who is a foot taller and about 20 pounds more) knocked him down and pissed on him.(no, i didn't studder, he got peed on) He came back to me running like a man on fire. when he told me what happened I was hot to say the least. I tracked the little bastard down and asked him why he did it with the reply "cause I thought it was funny." I then snapped and pretty much slapped the taste out of the hethen's mouth. Later, I got a call from an angry mother asking why I "struck her child." I told her the story and got a "my angel would never do that" bullsh*&t shoveled in my mouth. Now I have to stay 500ft away from their house and I've got communtiy service. Wow... this sucks. There is some good news though, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geiko. Seriosly, my cousin saw him at practice and now the little piss-ant has a broken arm and
bat-bruises an his back. Payback is truly a BE-OCH!

I know how you feel. But I'd take a AVO out on the as well for what he did to your cousin. Win Win.

But I agree with Oz, when this shit happen, denie everything.

Cyprus106 · #14 04-22-2005, 01:04 PM

Absolutely. I would have "struck her child" too... but I wouldn't have admitted it. And the best is when you can' t get caught. You be like, "no, I did not strike your child. I only know your 'child' by association" like OZ said, then be like "but he did urinate on my cousin. And for that I will be pressing charges against you. Since you son is not held liable because he's a minor. I will also be pressing charges against the *assclown baseball assoc. for allowing this to happen. Reparations, lady. This will scar little *billy for the rest of his life." And if she still threatens to press charges, do it. Sue her and the baseball assoc and make some good money, at least for your cousin's college fund and deny all allegations of hitting said child." That's EXACTLY what I would do.

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