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03-21-2002, 05:09 AM
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A womens place !!!
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ......one button at a time. .......No one moves. .......He removes his shirt. ......Muscles ripple across his chest. ......he whispers: ......"IRON THIS" Pman starts to run and hide from FTO :finger: :finger:
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03-21-2002, 08:14 AM
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Well... I'm trying to hold a straight face...
 Nope... no good 
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03-21-2002, 11:52 AM
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Cruel, but hilarious These jokes are making a great start to my day! HuMMerMan attempts to catch up with the others before FTO gets here
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03-21-2002, 12:02 PM
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Damn you Pman, I woke up the house at 5am ROTFLMAO
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03-21-2002, 04:13 PM
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She's not the only one here who can find and beat you all!!!
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03-21-2002, 04:16 PM
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03-21-2002, 04:44 PM
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:hehe:  guys were safe its only P-man they're after
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03-21-2002, 04:49 PM
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03-21-2002, 04:57 PM
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03-21-2002, 05:02 PM
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ah shucks....... well hopefully P_man will delay u enuff for us to dissappear... :hehe:
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03-21-2002, 05:14 PM
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ROFLMAO
and unlike the rest of them, I'm not running away. I'll stand here like a man. I'm not intimidated. 
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#14
03-21-2002, 05:36 PM
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lol@ darkness.
*Me stands beside darkness, and waits for FTO girl to beat us up*
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03-21-2002, 05:37 PM
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 ..... . . .j/k PMan can handle FTO and Tangie
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