stupid idiot next door (not dissing the firebird just the bum that owns it.)

[tacoma man.]

this guy that lives above me has just gotten a 93 firebird v6 3.4 it has a firehawk hood on it, i guess he thinks his car now has 325 hp. he has cut the exhaust off it. when he goes buy my house he is doing about 30 mph, he must be jerking the car back in 1st gear and flooring it, he gives it all he can and it only makes the passenger side tire spin maybe 5 feet, he thinks he is bad trying to show off his v6. i have several sports cars in my driveway, they'er not new but they are v8s that can smoke his turkey any day easily. i laughed the first couple of times that he done it cause he is making an ass out of himself, he is about 23 years old. im thinking about taking my 94 z28 up in front of his house and show him what a real car can do. today before work he tried really hard to make his peg legger ( called that cause only one wheel spins ) spin on the wet road, it might have scratched off a little, he was below my house then, as he went by i dropped what i had in my had and i clapped at him he stopped and says that he wanted to know what i was clapping at. i told him that his one legged chicken would be a no legged chicken by time he was done with the car, cause he is going to rip the rear end out also screw up the tranny, or possibly wind the engine out and really screw it up for good, he said that i was just jelous of him cause he owns a "FIREHAWK" i said a firehawk, i didnt know they came with 3.4's and he pulled out and left. that really cooked his goose. but what really pisses me off is that he does it every time he goes by my place. what would you guys do? i was thinking about a handful of nails. but i would be in trouble then. but im really tired of it. i work 3rd shift and while im in the bed during the day he flys buy and does that shit. i wish the car would hurry up and tear up so i can have some peace.

[Jm93]

Throw a giant rock at his car, im talking big, like 2 feet by 2 feet. and pretend you dont know what happend. if you hide behind the bushes, he will never know.

[Oz]

Cut out the sump.

[xyfalconsrock]

Throw brake fluid over his car's paint work, or continually snap his letter box in half.

[ec437]

steal the transmission drain plug, then drill out the hole so a new one won't fit till he re-taps it

[clawhammer]

I'm liking the nails idea.

[96Civ]

Drill a hole in his oil pan and plug the hole with bubble gum. You can guess when that will fall off...

[Muscletang]

If you can, drain all the oil out of his car, pop the hood, and pour water into the oil cap. He'll drive around and the gage will say he's full of oil, but he's really not. He'll get a few miles down the road before he breaks down.

You can also take the lug nuts off his tires. Then you'll put lock tight on the threads and screw the lug nuts down as tightly as possible. Then you'll take a nail file and file the grips on the nuts off to where no wrench can get around them. Finally you'll slash his tire and he'll never be able to get the nuts off.

[82KnightRider]

Just rev your engine every night at 4 am and wake his ass up

[MagicRat]

Seriously, what the hell do you care?
Sure, perhaps he's a bit annoying because he is really proud of a modest car, but guess what....he's a car enthusiast, just like you and me!
If you are going to get pissed off at every person who shows excessive pride in a slow car with some whiz-bang cosmetic add ons and no muffler, you would never be able to drive anywhere.
Seriously, he is no worse than about a million rice jockeys out there.

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

Seriously, what the hell do you care?
Sure, perhaps he's a bit annoying because he is really proud of a modest car, but guess what....he's a car enthusiast, just like you and me!
If you are going to get pissed off at every person who shows excessive pride in a slow car with some whiz-bang cosmetic add ons and no muffler, you would never be able to drive anywhere.
Seriously, he is no worse than about a million rice jockeys out there.

And I'm sure you'd feel that exact same way if it were you being waken up while you're trying to sleep.

[96Civ]

I got woken up at 2:30am because some buzzard called my house. I don't give a shit if he's a fellow "phone enthusiast" like me. He woke my ass up!

[WickedNYCowboy]

Smoke your ride up in front of his. Also drain the rearend. It is easier to get to then the oil and tranny drain plugs. You could also tip the cops off to wreckless driver in your neighborhood.

[driftu]

really fuck with his head. re-attach his exhaust and muffler. that'll show em.

[fredjacksonsan]

Damn, all this vandalism. Just challenge him to a race, if he loses he has to keep it quiet in the neighborhood. If you lose, then, well, he can keep squealing his peg leg until he breaks his car. From your description you should smoke him.

Oh yeah, and I liked the 4a.m. suggestion.