Weird tales from the trailer park #6543665

[taranaki]

Ga. Police Search for Two Women They Say Sexually Assaulted a Man With Cooking Tongs
The Associated Press

SAVANNAH, Ga. Dec 22, 2004 — Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.

The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.

He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.

The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.

"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."


Information from: Savannah Morning News

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=352954

[FairyDust]

Thats awful, but I can't help but laugh either.

[SniperX13]

only in the "deep" south I suppose

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Kids, drugs are bad. Mkay.

[knorwj]

he probably did it to himself and was too embarrassd to admit it so he made up the story about the women.

[clawhammer]

Originally Posted by knorwj

he probably did it to himself and was too embarrassd to admit it so he made up the story about the women.

Yeah, probably true, that's why he didn't give a description of the women. He was probably trying to find new ways of pleasuring himself, but the experiment went wrong.

[fredjacksonsan]

Um, why is this "weird tales"? It should be "everyday stories". There is some truth to the trailer park stereotype. (Apologies to any normal folks that live in trailer parks and aren't part of the stereotype)

[eversio11]

kinky

[HogieGT-R]

whatever happened to jumper cables and motor oil?

[MasterChief1724]

Originally Posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox

Kids, drugs are bad. Mkay.

Mkay.

[KustmAce]

Ouch.

[Raz_Kaz]

KY Jelly!

[gold digger]

Ummmmmm......Don't look at me!

[Oz]

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