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Old 01-06-2005, 08:59 AM
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Tickle me elmo

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open
the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains

that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,putting
the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get
there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and

they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee.

She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men
watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,"but I
think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each
Elmo two
test tickles."
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Old 01-06-2005, 09:13 AM
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Old 01-06-2005, 09:17 AM
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Re: Tickle me elmo

hehe not bad
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i agree not bad at all
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Re: Tickle me elmo

You did good with this one!
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Re: Tickle me elmo

Good one.
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That was good.
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ROFL!!!...right
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Re: Tickle me elmo

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