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03-05-2002, 02:51 PM
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An attempt at Humour from me!
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toiletpaper hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" “I'm getting a Fax," he explains :hehehe: 
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I think 'attempt' is the right word........
 hehe just kidding, it was funny.
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not bad. made me laugh
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not to bad at all
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Dont give up your day job
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