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10-29-2004, 11:17 AM
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More one-liners
More dry british humour , just to warn those that "didn't get it" last time.
--------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Shit, I wasn't listening...Self-raising?" Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork ... My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs. A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber". It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake. If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. 
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10-29-2004, 11:54 AM
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Re: More one-liners
That was my favourite too, along with the last one
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10-29-2004, 05:44 PM
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What's worse than a druken Irishman?
A sober Englishman. 
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10-29-2004, 06:43 PM
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Great Post!
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10-29-2004, 11:15 PM
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Re: More one-liners
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10-31-2004, 02:04 PM
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Re: More one-liners
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Good stuff.
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11-01-2004, 08:04 AM
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brilliant jokes!!
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11-01-2004, 01:09 PM
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Re: More one-liners
HAHA those were good
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