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10-14-2004, 01:28 PM
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Robbery at the zoo
Two men in balaclavas burst into a zoo, go straight to the elephant enclosure and grab the first one they see. The zoo keeper comes over to see what is going on and they point their guns at the hostage demanding all the cash.
The zoo keeper has the elephant's best interests at heart, so takes them to the safe and hands over the week's takings. The robbers then make their get-a-way taking the elephant with them for security. The police turn up to the zoo and listen to the zoo keeper as he tells what happened. As the elephant weighs a lot, it left large foot prints as it walked off, so the police follow them all the way to a small house on the outskirts of town, where sure enough, the elephant is standing in the back yard. The house gets surrounded and the police burst in on the two lads and apprehend them. "Where have you hidden the money?" demands the police chief "We haven't brought it in yet, we left it in the trunk"
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10-14-2004, 01:31 PM
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 either I missed something or that was just really bad
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10-14-2004, 01:42 PM
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Re: Robbery at the zoo
I got that part, I was just hoping there was some underlying joke that I missed that was funny
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10-14-2004, 04:19 PM
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 worse joke ever  it wasn't even cheesy or corny, it was just bad
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10-14-2004, 04:20 PM
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Re: Robbery at the zoo
This thread should be locked based solely on the sheer stupidity of it
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10-16-2004, 02:27 AM
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Re: Robbery at the zoo
yeah its not as lame as the monk joke, where the funny part is I don't tell you the punch line.
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10-16-2004, 02:25 PM
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Woah... 2nd grade deja-vu... That was quite poor.
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10-16-2004, 02:55 PM
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Re: Re: Robbery at the zoo
Ehh my mom would think a joke like that is.... "Cute" Which basically means it F(_) ( KI|\| Sucks. Sry man. But hey we know youl come up with a better one in the future you must redeem yourself.
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10-16-2004, 08:01 PM
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Re: Robbery at the zoo
bad joke
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over there anyway. Certainly not the worst joke i've ever heard, but not the best either.
