Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

[CaTasHtRoPhE 67]

Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.






The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.


"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.


"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said on Friday.


The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.


Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.


The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._necrophilia_1

[CaTasHtRoPhE 67]

these people who do this is are werid so is this law



so people no more fucking the dead

[96Civ]

Originally Posted by CaTasHtRoPhE 67

these people who do this is are werid so is this law



so people no more fucking the dead

Awwwh rats.

Our dear old governer hard at work...

[Jonno]

Originally Posted by CaTasHtRoPhE 67

these people who do this is are werid so is this law



so people no more fucking the dead

Ehh, what did you just say?

[Suislide]

"The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts."



EXPERTS?





btw, whenever i hear the words "Schwarzanegger" and "outlaw" in the same sentence, i can't help but think of him with a huge ass gun in his hands.

[96Civ]

^ When you say big gun, I think of Rambo.

[Oz]

Wrong, so wrong.

[Karen512]

If you are having sex with dead people you should be killed, not just put in jail

[96Civ]

Originally Posted by Karen512

If you are having sex with dead people you should be killed, not just put in jail

Maybe being in jail will help them meet new boyfriends.

[blindside.AMG]

Shit, there goes my sex life.

[Oz]

Only if you get caught. The dead ones never complain too much.

[Jimster]

Well there goes my weekend hobbie.......

[zebrathree]

Oh no, John! You'll have to get used to the feel of warm flesh now!

[Jonno]

Originally Posted by Karen512

If you are having sex with dead people you should be killed, not just put in jail

So they can be put on the recieving end?

[PunkAlex]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

Oh no, John! You'll have to get used to the feel of warm flesh now!

microwave anyone?