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07-31-2004, 08:53 AM
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Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
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Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?" B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. N A G A M E T When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it.
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07-31-2004, 09:02 AM
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Re: Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
  good ones tonio
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07-31-2004, 09:41 AM
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Re: Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
ROFL!!!!! Awesome find Antonio!!!!
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07-31-2004, 10:01 AM
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Hey, i like country...funny anyway
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07-31-2004, 11:54 AM
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Re: Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
 DUMBEROL, hahaha, that was my favorite one
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07-31-2004, 01:25 PM
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Re: Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
Hilarious
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07-31-2004, 01:37 PM
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That was some great stuff!!!!!!!!
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07-31-2004, 04:04 PM
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Re: Re: Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
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07-31-2004, 04:50 PM
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07-31-2004, 04:51 PM
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Re: Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
haha yeah thts great
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07-31-2004, 06:10 PM
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Re: Re: Various drugs legalized by the FDA...
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(DAMNITOL) My favorite too LOL
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