Sheetbox vs RiceTown

[Fully_Sick]

This is a race that happened recently with me and my friend.

First of all I'll introduce my mates ride, a 1988 mitsubishi magna 2.6l 4cyl with 5spd aka the POS. The car is a dissaster, its got flaking off yellow paint, near bald tires, rust with rust hanging off it, crappy roof racks but it does have a new engine. The inside has looks the inside of a garbage bin would strive to reach. The rear bumper has huge dent, theres bird shit all over the car, I mean seriously the car is horrible.


theres what it looks like, except his wheels are worse...rusted steelies!

TO THE STORY...!
It was a friday night[yes a cold one] and we had been out drinking with the boys and I needed a lift home. My mate offers to give me a lift home, but where all drunk so he takes the paronoid way home..

So we're near the lights and I hear the sound of a sub the old DUFF DUFF DUFF. whaddya know a riced out newish lancer rocks up, with the whole evo body kit with custom fartcan exhausts and the ever illusive RALLI ART sticker and yep you geussed it the rally bred 1.5L 4cyl engine . The driver was the classic, im 5' tall albino with 2 earrings and I own three 50cent albums dont fuck with me. He was also with his g/f, oh god I feel bad for her...

Our first reaction was an outburst of pissed laughter, infact I laughed so hard my beer spilt all over my pants but thats another story. I opened the window and shouted "C'mon on sunshine, give that 1litre some juice". So the lancer dudes starts to rev the car[hahahahha sounded like an RC car] and we rev back. Its at the stop lights, so when the green light comes my mate drops its at 3k rpm, and off we go. We spank this dude through EACH GEAR, first a 1/2 car length then 1 then 2 then like 3-4.!!

To top it off the guy is so fuckin ashamed he bails off into a side street, and we never see him again. By this time we realised that it was late and we bailed happily laughing for days to come ...

cliff notes

- 1.5L newish lancer with full rice vs 2.6L mitsubishi magna aka POS
- guy driving lancer is a wigger who looks like tony touch
- me and mate are in the magna, both drunk
- the POS strikes
- the lancer bails
- much laughter

[209 neon]

way to fry rice good shit......good shit....

[landyacht]

That's freakin awesome, haha rice burners live on!!

[kittedb18bt]

i enjoyed that story as well. the lancer isn't worth the race. well, you know that now. i bet i would have been laughing too.

[emokid15]

ha ha funny story

[90Stangjc]

love the story. Nicely told.

[Vettribution87]

Keep up the good work
Saves me a job.

I hate those cheap ass, riced up Lancers I see everyday.

[RACER D12]

Wait wait wait, your friend beat him while he was drunk too?











Of course im not condoning racing or driving drunk

[Fully_Sick]

He wasnt shitfaced but his blood alcohol level was high enough to get him busted by the cops. My house is like literally 2-3 minutes away from his, so it wasnt like a drunken rampage.

Drinking/driving is risky and I only condone it over short distances, but never when your too drunk!

[Pistolpete]

lol yeh nice race man

show them try hards whos boss!

[93rollaracer]

nice race...be careful with the driving drunk thing though.

[Cbass]

There's a reason why there is a legal blood alcohol limit, and that's because every little bit of alcohol impairs you. The legal limit is considered a maximum safe level of inhibition, if you're over that, you shouldn't be driving.

I've seen too many friends scraped off the pavement and mangled for life. Please don't drink and drive on public streets.

Other than that, way to show that ricer bastard

[silentshot]

yeah, good kill...dont those lancers put out 120?? thats sad...really sad people think you can race with 120 hp...oh, wait, i do...lolz, at least im no damn ricer, good job man!

[ac427cpe]

no congrats on this race.

alcohol + car = BAD AND STUPID

u lose w00tage points.

[lamehonda]

Originally Posted by 93rollaracer

nice race...be careful with the driving drunk thing though.

Yeah, or just don't do it at all.