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Old 07-04-2004, 09:32 PM
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Pick Up Techniques

Just thought I'd do a thread so us boys can share the wealth.

2 nights, 2 numbers, 2 hotties.

Friday Night:
At the bar, some chick selling raffle tickets was getting our names and number for the tickets. I bought 3 and said "I've just given you my number 3 times, wanna give me yours and I'll consider it a fair swap", or similar. She smiled and gave us her number. And then sent me a text this morning asking when we can get together!

Saturday Night:
Another bar, friends of friends 20th bash, just started talking to randoms and telling them they should all come and party with us on a big clubbing night ina couple of weeks. Chick named Rocky comes out with "I've always wanted to go clubbing there! Can I get your number?"

Bang, bang, bang.

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Old 07-04-2004, 09:38 PM
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Re: Pick Up Techniques

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Just thought I'd do a thread so us boys can share the wealth.

2 nights, 2 numbers, 2 hotties.

Friday Night:
At the bar, some chick selling raffle tickets was getting our names and number for the tickets. I bought 3 and said "I've just given you my number 3 times, wanna give me yours and I'll consider it a fair swap", or similar. She smiled and gave us her number. And then sent me a text this morning asking when we can get together!

Saturday Night:
Another bar, friends of friends 20th bash, just started talking to randoms and telling them they should all come and party with us on a big clubbing night ina couple of weeks. Chick named Rocky comes out with "I've always wanted to go clubbing there! Can I get your number?"

Bang, bang, bang.

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Just kidding, Good for you, although a chick named Rocky??

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Old 07-04-2004, 09:51 PM
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Rocky?? short for Roxanne?
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wow, u got numbers. What are u in highschool. Let me know when u get laid by one of them, and then ill begin to compare myself to u.
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Re: Pick Up Techniques

NFI. She's half Srilanken and she had the craziest skin tone and eyes. Pics when I see em next. Currently emailing the one from Friday (claudia).
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wow, u got numbers. What are u in highschool. Let me know when u get laid by one of them, and then ill begin to compare myself to u.
3 in the last 2 weeks buddy
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:36 PM
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Pics in:




(kid not hers, just a loan)
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oz id just like to say yu the man and whien i win the loto im comin down to visit you and ill check out all te finr girlies doen there with oyu. cheers!
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Grimmy. Had a couple of sherberts, mate?
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somethin week but more htan a cuple.
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Use David D's 3-minute technique!

Works anywhere, at any time, on (uh, almost) any (single/heterosexual) girl!

Open with the cocky/funny: "Hey, you're cuter than the average girl, (insert impromptu, brief small talk here)" getting a laugh (without mocking yourself) is key.

Now say: "Well, gotta go, nice chatting with ya" Turn and walk for a step or two, turn back:

"Hey, do you have email?" If she says "yes," act like she just agreed to give it to you. Pull out handy paper and pen and get the email. While she's writing, say:

"And just throw your number down too, I swear I'll only call you 9 times a day."

Used God knows how many times, has not failed me YET! Simply miraculous. Numbers obtained from bars, supermarkets, coffee shops, bookstores, gyms, etc.

(If she doesn't have email, deadpan: "Do you have electricity?" "well, I guess I'll have to settle for your number.")
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Re: Pick Up Techniques

5 days until it will be trialled. Love it. Solid.
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how do you do it
ypu need ot write a book for the rest of us
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Re: Pick Up Techniques

Confidence my friend. You're not gunna get anywhere with :

Your mate: "Come on, dude, go chat"
you: "uh, I don't think..."
Mate: "don't be a dork, do talk!"
you: "I don't know dude, she's cute, but I..."
mate: "she's eying you!"
you: "..."
mate: "may I?"
you: "sure"

*3 hours later*

mate: "She's a great lay dude"
you: "what!"
mate: "yeah, she's the horniest bitch in the world, we're hooking up tomorrow night as well"
you: "*I should of went for it*"
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Old 07-05-2004, 01:46 AM
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Re: Pick Up Techniques

Grrr.....I can't even walk into this thread without feeling old...
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