Politics

[Raz_Kaz]

This is just a joke, no one get offended

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has one and every time you lie, the hand on the clock moves.
"Oh" said the man. "Who's clock is that"
"That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have seldom moved" said St Peter.
"Incredible". said the man. "And who's clock is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Abe Lincoln's clock, It's only moved twice, so in his life he only lied twice.
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man
"Bush's clock is in fucking office" said St Peter.
The man asked "why is it in his office?"
St Peter responded " He's using it as a ceiling fan . "

[tonioseven]

[Jimster]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe a repost from way back, but it cracks me up every time, without fail!!!!!!

[-GS-]

heh thats wicked :hehehe:

[FireBball972]

cruel cruel cruel

[psychobadboy]

Great!

[SiGNAL748]

I'm sure the same could be said for some of you guys

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by SiGNAL748

I'm sure the same could be said for some of you guys

I'm sure some of the guys in the Honda/Acura and Street Racing forums could use them as airplane engines.

[psychobadboy]

Originally Posted by Integra06

I'm sure some of the guys in the Honda/Acura and Street Racing forums could use them as airplane engines.

Hahaha...that's probably true.

[SiGNAL748]

Originally Posted by Integra06

I'm sure some of the guys in the Honda/Acura and Street Racing forums could use them as airplane engines.

ROFL!!!

[DevoutWankelist]

Originally Posted by Integra06

I'm sure some of the guys in the Honda/Acura and Street Racing forums could use them as airplane engines.

<<< Died laughing

[lazysmurff]

then they might actually run some of the times they are claiming eh?

[Karen512]

bush kinda sucks and looks like a monkey!

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by lazysmurff

then they might actually run some of the times they are claiming eh?

But that would require that they remove their 30 HP body kit, their 5 HP each yellow stickers, and their wing that is actually a bench that was stolen from the nearby park to install a REAL performance mod. BUT, we all know that when it comes to racing, performance doesn't matter. Nah, it's all about whose bodykit has the least paint, who has more stickers, and whose car is the loudest.

So, in conclusion, if your car breaks 145 decibels (sound of a jet engine), has as much paint as an empty can of spray paint, and has more stickers than an 8 year-old girls lunchbox, it's gotta be the fastest thing this side of the nearest Pep Boys performance aisle.

[jcz1987]

I bet John Kerry will try to use that to debate against Bush.