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#1
05-03-2004, 04:48 PM
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Female Hormones Found In Beer
My friend posted this on his racing team's forum, I decided to copy and paste it here for you guys:
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory: is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. 
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05-03-2004, 05:34 PM
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Re: Female Hormones Found In Beer
Why don't you post this in the girls' racing area and see what they think...
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05-03-2004, 05:41 PM
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HAHAHAH
 got a point tho
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05-03-2004, 07:00 PM
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Re: Female Hormones Found In Beer
Too true!
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05-03-2004, 07:32 PM
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05-03-2004, 08:35 PM
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Re: Female Hormones Found In Beer
seen it before, but it's still hilarious
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05-03-2004, 09:14 PM
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Re: Female Hormones Found In Beer
That would also explain the symptom of the malaise otherwise known as "brewer's droop..." - nasty oestrogen...
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#12
05-03-2004, 09:20 PM
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Re: Female Hormones Found In Beer
thats awesome
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05-03-2004, 10:42 PM
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Re: Female Hormones Found In Beer
ouch, burnt
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#14
05-03-2004, 10:57 PM
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Polite way of saying 
