my friggin dodge spirit broke yesterday while i was on interstate five

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my friggin dodge spirit broke yesterday while i was on interstate five
check it out...
1.the speedometer figured it would take the day off so in the middle of my drive, it stopped working
2.evidently the transmission recieves information from speedometer, telling it when to shift...so i had no drive anymore
3.big hugantic wafts of smoke began to pour fluidly from the ass end of my car...i don't exactly know why this started at this particular moment in time... my only guess is that it was very very funny for some greater being to watch this all happen at once to my pathetic ass
4.as i was trying to roll to the side of the interstate to pull over so i wouldn't die...a semi sped past me and kicked a rock about the size of a fuckin watermelon into my windshield... needless to say, once i realized that i wasn't beind shot at, and i lifted my head back up above the wheel...i was rather displeased to find out that i could see everything around me very clearly...so clearly in fact that it looked as though there wasn't any glass there at all. you know why it looked that way? do ya? because there was a fucking hole in my winshield that i was looking through.

i blame this on dodge..., so... fuck you dodge, fuck you semi, fuck you transmission and speedometer... i hate you all (especially the speedometer)
hopefully this account is at least mildly entertaining... if nothing else it should serve to let you know that i had a worse day than most of you.