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10-29-2003, 09:25 AM
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Just when you thought it was safe... Bad jokes return
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killed any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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10-29-2003, 09:36 AM
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Fine. Let's do this
 ...___________________________________ The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - (which means Blessed be Mankind). A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They complained that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" - (which means Blessed be Mankind and Womankind). The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure". The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homeni, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti." ___________________________________ Et fini -- for now...
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10-29-2003, 11:11 AM
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wow Yogs made me laff atleast
carrrnuttt's that just sucked 
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10-29-2003, 11:51 AM
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here's a bad joke that spans threads
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10-29-2003, 12:28 PM
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe... Bad jokes return
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And with that, I declare my self the current leader in the joke suck-off! 
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10-29-2003, 01:59 PM
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?" Tonto replied, "Face sticky."
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10-29-2003, 04:16 PM
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Man, those are some bad jokes. LOL And Hogie, oh man thats just funny.
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10-29-2003, 06:14 PM
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick. what's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNGGGG! those jokes courtesy of the bottom of the barrel. 
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10-29-2003, 07:29 PM
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#1: Knock knock.
#2: who's there? #1: Dog P #2: Dog P who. #1: you said Poo.
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10-30-2003, 12:37 AM
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Q: What did the female terrorist say to the male terrorist?
A: Does my bomb look big in this? HARRRRRRR 
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10-30-2003, 01:33 AM
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Oh wait, I have some really bad Yo' Momma jokes:
Yo momma's so fat she died of a heart attack, and you still cry every time you think of her. Yo momma's so fat, after I had sex with her I felt ashamed. Yo momma's so drunk that when she comes home, she beats the crap out of you every night. Yo momma's so fat that when she was crossing the street, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas. Yo momma's so skinny her stomach digested itself and she died! Yo momma's so poor, when she died she left you $40,000 in debt and you killed yourself 'cause you couldn't pay it. Now those are horrible.
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10-30-2003, 01:47 AM
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe... Bad jokes return
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10-30-2003, 02:02 AM
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Re: Re: Just when you thought it was safe... Bad jokes return
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Which reminds be of one more really bad one: Yo momma's so fat, after I had sex with her, I gained weight!
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10-30-2003, 01:00 PM
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Bad joke
If you're cookin' in the kitchen and sleepin' in the bedroom, what are you doin' in the bathroom?
You're a peein'!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... HAHAHA.... heh heh heh heh.... heh... come on guys.... European... get it... huh, huh?.... nevermind.
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I get a kick out of the stupid ones 
