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11-13-2001, 10:53 AM
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Signs you're broke
This is dedicated to those who've suffered during Yogs sudden corny blitz. I hope these cheer you up.
 You know you're broke when........ American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Your bologna has no first name. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Sally Struther's sends you food. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. At communion you go back for seconds. You wash your toilet paper. You have to save up to be poor. You're in college. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. You owe yourself money. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
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11-13-2001, 11:06 AM
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I'm so broke myself I can't even pay attention
 Those are good ones...half of those could apply to me :hehehe: |
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11-13-2001, 11:21 AM
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LOL!!!
 Thx DVS, I need my comedy fix for the day, and Yogs isnt coming through lately. On a more serious note tho, many of those apply to me
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11-13-2001, 11:52 AM
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Funding the welfare state
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Those are pretty damn good!
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lol, those are great!! Me thinks I might be broke!!!! :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Signs you're broke
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I'm guilty of the college one!
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:hehehe::hehehe: Those are great
Damn, wait, I'm broke too lol
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