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11-20-2001, 01:34 PM
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Joke of the hour (not good enough for a whole day)
An older priest was just transferred to the big city and he wanted to go and see the sights. After an exilerating day he decided to take walk back to the church through town. As he was walking, a young girl walked up and said "Blow job mister?" The priest stopped with a confused look on his face. "Not today my young friend". A little further down the road he was asked by another woman, "Blow job mister?" Again with a curious look on his face he replied "No thank you my young friend." Finally, he arrived at the church. He saw sister Mary working by the pulpit and approacher to ask "Sister, whats a blow job?" She replied "Twenty bucks, the same as downtown."
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Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm) Last edited by YogsVR4; 11-20-2001 at 04:45 PM. 
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11-20-2001, 02:59 PM
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You have exactly one hour.
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11-20-2001, 03:32 PM
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Yogs, I thought it was pretty darn funny...I got your back
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11-20-2001, 03:41 PM
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11-20-2001, 03:41 PM
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Its not that I think the joke is that bad blacksnake98, its just that Yogs is capable of soo much more. Yogs used to post quality jokes everyday that would keep me chuckling for hours. Lately, I am not impressed 
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11-20-2001, 04:07 PM
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No problemo HummerMan...Ok, I've got another joke of the hour for when Yog's hour is up.
A man walks up to a young woman working the counter of a clock shop...He reaches into his pants, pulls out his extremely large member, and lays it across the counter. The young woman replies..."Excuse me sir, this is a CLOCK shop!" He replies..."I know it is, and I want you to put two hands and a face on this."
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2002 SVT Lightning - Pullied & tuned...391 rwhp / 498 rwtq 8.47 @ 83.43...1.99 60' on Goodyear F1's. 1991 LX - 8.36 @ 83.13...1.82 60' Shooting for 8.10's or better w/ stock heads, a shit cam and a factory production intake.
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11-20-2001, 04:10 PM
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Re: Joke of the hour (not good enough for a whole day)
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11-20-2001, 04:44 PM
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Re: Re: Joke of the hour (not good enough for a whole day)
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HuMMerMan - I promise better once hunting season is over. Between the beer and high power weapons, things seem funnier then they probably should. Peace!
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11-20-2001, 04:52 PM
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11-20-2001, 05:29 PM
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