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Old 05-23-2003, 10:48 AM   #1
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Lightbulb More jokes...

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Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West
Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.

What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.

Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it was invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

A Georgia State troope! r pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D .?" "Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner
gets $3 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole dang trailer park. The library was a
total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.

A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets
divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
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good ones Tonio!!!:silly2:
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:finger: Don't make fun of us rednecks! We'll get the dawgs after ya! :toothless :hehe:
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those were great!
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Loved 'em! Good find Tony.
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ROFL!


Those were funny.:buck :toothless
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