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05-22-2003, 05:09 PM
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Thought this was a funny and so bloody true.
If it is a repost, sorry about that. Also if it is then don't say so or reply  cuz if ya does ya gets the big nuke  ROMANCE MATHEMATICS smart man + smart woman = romance smart man + dumb woman = affair dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHETIC smart boss + smart employee = profit smart boss + dumb employee = production dumb boss + smartt employee = promotion dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such as man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman, you must lover a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any arguement. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement.
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I'm not sayin anything.....LOL
still very funny 
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