Things men won't say...

[blacksnake98]

I got a kick out of this...

THINGS MEN DON'T SAY

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool sonuvagun ...
2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her breasts are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.
6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football ... let's watch "Ally McBeal."
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store ... do you need more tampons???
11. I know you just had sex with me ... but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer ... give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great! Your mother's coming to stay with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way ... you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn ... we're late for church!
20. No! I don't want to see your sister's breasts.
21. Damn these onions ... pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret Model!!
24. Don't pick that up ... I'll get it.
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
26. Hey, isn't today your mother's birthday??
27. Let's talk ... I miss talking.
28. Gay men are people too!
29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
30. Are you losing weight sweetie??

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by blacksnake98
I got a kick out of this...

THINGS MEN DON'T SAY

3. Her beasts are just too big.

haha, very funny, but don't you mean breasts!!! :hehe:

[Heep]

lol so true

I might say #3 or #4, but none of the others....

[MBTN]

Holy shit...

[CamaroGirl86]

LOL :hehehe:

[primera lady]

They are so true it's scarey.

[Steel]

Primera Lady? wait a sec......

[Moppie]

Originally posted by Steel
Primera Lady? wait a sec......

Its P-mans boss.

Iv used:

-Her beasts are just too big, but only becuase I dont like implants.

-That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody. you have to be a Kiwi to get that.

-It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. but only after I had sobered up and turned the light on.

-I know you just had sex with me ... but I need a kiss. then you get to do it a 2nd time, and 3rd time and 4th... well you get the picture.

-Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more see above.

-Damn these onions ... pass me a tissue. I dont like onions.

-I am just too tired to have sex again today! see above.

[speediva]

Okay, I've actually heard:
#3--and he was being honest... if you don't believe me I'll elaborate

#23--only I was told I looked like the kids Sally Struthers sends food to!

#30--even though I wasn't losing weight I got this one! :hehe:


But other than that they are true!

[primera man]

Originally posted by Moppie


Its P-mans boss.

She likes to "think" she is !!!!

[speediva]

Originally posted by primera man


She likes to "think" she is !!!!

ooooooooooh! You're gonna get busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hehehe:

[primera man]

Originally posted by saturntangerine



ooooooooooh! You're gonna get busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hehehe:

NEVER

[speediva]

Originally posted by primera man


NEVER

Is that a challenge or a promise??? :evillaugh




I won't rat you out I promise.

[primera man]

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Is that a challenge or a promise??? :evillaugh




I won't rat you out I promise.

I think i better watch what i say....she already busted me once here before.

But you can take it as a CHALLENGE ....j/k

[speediva]

Challenge Accepted!

Now, back on track...

I bet I could get some guys to say other phrases than those I listed above...