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Old 04-21-2003, 01:38 AM   #1
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Now Pay ATTENTION !!!!

Students at the LSU Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them "In medicine, it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor - the first is that it is necessary
that you not be disgusted."

The professor uncovered the body, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead
body, withdrew it and sucked his finger.

" Go ahead and do the same thing , " he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently took turns sticking
their fingers in the butt of the body and sucking their finger after
withdrawing it from the rectum. When everybody was finished, the
professor
looked at them and told them, "The second important quality is
OBSERVATION. I stuck my middle finger in and sucked my index finger.

Pay attention people!!!!!"
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No, only the bad ones. I know a really funny religion joke, but I can never remember exactly how it goes, and it's not funny unless you get it JUST right. Kinda like life in that way.
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Re: Now Pay ATTENTION !!!!

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Students at the LSU Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body.
We did that at Santa Monica College. I thought I was gonna be freaked out when they brought in the cadavers but it was pretty cool. We had to take the facia off of the body and we mainly studied the muscles of the body. The thing was there were two bodies. A man on his stomach so we can study the back and an old lady on her back so we could study the front of the human body. The woman had a sheet over her face that was to stay on by law to give the cadaver her "respect" by not making her face be shown. The professor left the room for like 5 minutes and some asshole took the sheet off the face of the woman and cut off her ear off and put the sheet back on. Total disrespect of the old woman,s body. Some females in the class began to cry, 2 girls and 1 guy barfed after this morbit act. The dude put the ear in a plastic bag and put it in his pocket. I just thought, what an asshole. The professor came in and never knew what happened.
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