Sooooo sad its almost funny!!!

["Pandamonium"]

This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He
rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the
bus and is killed. At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder
and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the
day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.
"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes" answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?" the man asks.
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits until
he's eaten it.
When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending
hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke
clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.
"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner,
"that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets his job back on the buses
selling tickets
Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still
getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent
down for murder again and sent to the electric chair.
The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the
chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas. The bloke is
again sat in the chair.
"What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the
condemned man.
The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The
bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas.
When the smoke clears the man is still there smiling in the chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses.
Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on,
this time killing three of them.
He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up
all the electricity in America to the chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.
"What's your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your
packed lunch?
The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all skin
included The executioner then pulls the handle and a zillion million
Trillion volts go through the chair.
When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even
a burn mark. "I give up" says the executioner, "I don't
understand. How you can still be alive after all that?" He stroked
his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't
it?" he asked.


"Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a really bad conductor."

Curious made the Panda do it!!!
:angel: :angel:

[darkness]

geez thats bad

[ragt20]

Groan

[ci5ic]

I feel sick.

[YogsVR4]

no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[taranaki]

Damn........he disappears without a trace for days on end,then comes back with this????????



Good to see you again,panda.

[Twist]

This is kinda morbid, but it's true. It is not that unusual for some one to survive an electric chair shock. In fact a lot of people take 2 shocks. I don't know the cut off but I think that if you survive 3 shocks they have to let you go otherwise it constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment." And that has happened once or twice.

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by Twist
This is kinda morbid, but it's true. It is not that unusual for some one to survive an electric chair shock. In fact a lot of people take 2 shocks. I don't know the cut off but I think that if you survive 3 shocks they have to let you go otherwise it constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment." And that has happened once or twice.

Dammit, I think some people desever "cruel and unusual"

[curious]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"

Curious made the Panda do it!!!
:angel: :angel:

Look here, it was sooo bad I didnt post it myself.

Geeze - stop using my "good" name
:angel:

[tazdev]

kind of corny but also vaguely humerous

[DVSNCYNIKL]

:cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm mad at myself for actually reading the whole thing.:finger:

[Ssom]

I order you to give me back them 30 seconds of my life

[PumbaaMobile]

BORING

[speediva]

that was WRONG in so many ways.