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10-26-2001, 12:53 AM
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Recipe for fruit cake.
To be read aloud, for best effect.....
You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky. Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed. |
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10-26-2001, 12:59 AM
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aw, here I thought you were gonna say "just look at me" j/k
You know I love you, Kris! 
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10-26-2001, 03:18 AM
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"Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm." Interpret as you like. AIM: RbeccaBrown Taranaki: "roses are wonderful plants,but they do attract parasites...and the harder you cut them back,the stronger they return.They smell sweet,their faces are soft and pretty,and they can defend themselves with sharp thorns where neccesary....but left untended,and without support,a simple gust of wind can leave them shattered....but not forever....the roots of the rose are strong,cut the wood back,and it will always bloom again." |
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10-26-2001, 08:01 PM
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what the hell was that about?!?!
 I was talkin like i was drunk, hehe 
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i just realized it
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 That's a good one!
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that was pretty good...
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10-30-2001, 09:42 AM
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I just want to add to this. I tried the recipe, and it works!!
I was a blast!!:hehe:
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