Excuses for sleeping at work

[dugie6551]

Excuses For Sleeping At Work

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''

9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''

8) ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''

7) ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''

6) ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''

5) ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''

4) ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''

3) ''The coffee machine is broken...''

2) ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''

1) ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''

[imtheoneandonlyD]

i like the white out one the best.

[fredjacksonsan]

Hey, slow blinking is good for your eyes.

[lv_sinnerz]

My excuse, which is actually true, is "I just took my painkiller about 15 minutes ago!"

[publicenemy137]

wow those are some great excuses that I will have to use!

[KustmAce]

I like the prayer one

[crayzayjay]

Excellent

[WickedNYCowboy]

Very good indeed.

[Vtec913]

Heres another one

There was a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate him