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Originally posted by VWSNOT
Only in America do drugstores make the sick and ill walk all the way to the back of the store to receive their prescriptions.
Only in America can a pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America there is handicap parking at the skating rinks. -
Only in America do schools teach you the same thing every year.
Only in America do people buy a 150-acre plot for one person.
Only in America do banks have pens with a chain on them.
Only in America do doctors call what they do "practice."
Only in America did they invent outhouses but yet people still pee on trees.
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Only in America huh? All the above are also seen in South Africa too, and probably other countries, so quit fooling yourself.
BTW, did you think listing everything twice would make it twice as funny?