Thought this was a funny and so bloody true.
If it is a repost, sorry about that. Also if it is then don't say so or reply
cuz if ya does ya gets the big nuke
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHETIC
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smartt employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such as man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must lover a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any arguement.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement.