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Originally posted by Toksin
Well
first
You must collect three twigs in the shape of an S, they must be birch twigs, no others will do.
You also need the skin of a scalded cat to wear on your head. This has no real function but to let people think you're crazy so they leave you alone. It's for the best, really.
Also, find a sheet of paper that has been crushed under the heel of an honest man.
Once you have all these things, put them in the shape of an antelope, apply cat skin to head, dance naked around the pile chanting "Heeliboingstingyzinggtwingssprdit" until you feel a significant change in the ecosystem. Place a bucket over the pile, and go to bed. In the morning you will have a GT wing ready for use. Repeat as necessary.
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Laugh, I nearly shat myself
and Now I've been caught surfing AF at work, due to the loud outbust of laughs :flash: