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for some reason whenever I go drinking with my girls they all get horny and start making out with me, and after a good fuck in the pool, we go for another one upstairs, and then wake up the next morning pretending like nothing happened.
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And with this little gem, I'm beginning my new novel, "440 things you DON"T expect to read at 12:30 in the morning"
the gag is, "440 things you don't expect to read at 12:30 in the morning" will be number 440 in "440 things you don't expect to read at 12:30 in the morning"
That said, I'll go ahead and post the required, "I want in on your parties" joke.