Well,
Now we have the membership of the AF drunk club established, it's time for a thread of the amusing things you have done while pissed. Here are a couple of personal ones:
1. Outside a bar off my face, I decided to charge (headbutt) the bouncer. Who happened to be ~150kg Tongan. No neck, scary mofo in general. It took one shake of his head and a grin to deter me. I think I thought I was some kind of rhinoverous for a few minutes.
2. Rocked up to Maccas (McDonalds) with fly open and old fella making an appearance. I asked for a 'quarter pounder with cheese meal'. I then told them I already had the quarter pound, just needed some cheese, fries and a coke. The poor service person was about 14 years old and Asian working in the city on a Friday night. We then proceeded to get food and sit at a table and throw all our chips (fries) at random people including security guards. We hit some American guy in the head about 3 times and he got pissed off and came over to us. The exchange was as follows:
"You threw a fry at me!"
"A what?"
"A french fry!"
"A what?"
"A fucking french fry!"
"Nah, sorry mate. We've only been throwing chips."
I then proceeded to give a big thumbs up and leery grin while shouting "NICE TITS" at the guys girlfriend. Security then ejected us from McDonalds for some reason.
There are a few more, but later...