Aight, I think I may start something new...
This is the best joke I heard this week
4 gay guys live together. One gay guy dies and the other 3 try to figure out what to do for him. 1st gay guy says "well, we know Bobby wants to be cremated and we know he loved the ocean, so, why don't we take his ashes and throw them into the ocean so he can forever be with his one love." 2nd gay guy says "that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. We all know Bobby loved flying more than he loved the ocean. So, why don't we take his ashes, put them in a plane, and fly him over the ocean where we can then dump his ashes." 3rd gay guy replies "you stupid mother fuckers. Do you ever think? Why don't we take Bobby's ashes, put them in a bowl of chili, and let him tear our asshole up one more time!"
Till next week...