Erma Bombeck was a truly hilarious author who wrote books by the titles of : "When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home" and "Family: the ties that bind...and gag" She also wrote one called "The grass is always greener over the septic tank"
Just my random, pointless post of the day

I was falling behind on posts/day
Anyways, for those who are literate... her books are truly funny. I've only completed "when you look..." but she's so cynical.