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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them saying the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again, I come again, and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!" interrupted the lady indignantly, "In this country we don't talk about sex in the public!"

"Hey coola down lady," said the man, "Who's a talkin about sex? I'm a justa telling my frienda here how to spella Mississippi."