This is kinda on topic, it's a pretty stupid pretty funny joke...
It's April 1st and this pregnant lady goes to the hospital to have her baby. She has it, and the doctor says he has to clean it off so she can hold it. Then he throws it against the wall and starts stabbing it and kicking it. The lady screams, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!" The doctor looks at the lady smiling and says, "April Fools! It was dead when it came out."