Earlier today I went into an attorney's office and sent email out from his computer:
"A client just paid my fees in marijuana. I will be selling this from my office. See me or email me for pricing."
And from the big boss's office:
"Tomorrow we are having Admin Staff Appreciation Day. Dress will be casual. A potluck luncheon will held in their honor. We will also be taking up a collection for gift certificates for shopping at the Biltmore. After the luncheon we will close down the office for a few hours and a full bar will available in kitchen area. A pool table and dart board will also be brought in. Please see me for details in setting up an office tournament. We may put attorneys against paralegals or divide teams by the personal injury, labor law and med mal depts. I am getting opinions from the other partners right now. If you have any input or questions see me."