[v10_viper]

pretty good ones, I dont think they are reposts, belive me, I went through all 188 pages of OT and I dont recall seing them. Here's a few more:

One day a bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest and they both stumble upon a Golden Frog. The Golden Frog says that if they stop fighting he'll give them both 3 wishes, they both agree. Bear goes first and wishes for all the bears in the forest to be girls. The rabbit then wishes for a crash helmet. The bear wishes for all the bears except for him on the continent to be girls. Rabbit then wishes for a dirtbike, gets one, he hops on a revs it a few times. Bear then asks why rabbit is wasting his wishes on something so stupid. Bear then asked for all the bears in the world to be girls. Rabbit starts thinking, revs his dirtbike, then says, "I wish bear was gay", and revs off.
-That's an old one though so ya might have heard it.

I got a lot more but I wouldn't doubt if most of you have heard them.