HEEP........Your a walking time bomb !!!!...i haven't laughed about someone so much for a long time.
He's my list of little hospital visits.
1. Hit by car push biking to school. (1 Day in hospital)
2. Pulled a hot jug over my arm and leg when making coffee. (4 days in hospital.)
3. Making a small home made match-box bomb (dont anyone ask questions please) when it ignited, burning all my fingers and face. (1 day in hospital.)
4a. Pub fight....stabbed in leg by a mad lady. (Overnight in hospital)
4b. Pub fight.....bottle smashed over head...knocked out. (Overnight stay)
4c. Pub fight.....busted lip and knocked out.(Overnight)
4d. Passed out in pub toilets......cutting head open in urinal.(overnight)
5. Knocked out playing football.(1 night)
6. Popped my knee and tore ligaments playing football.(1 week and opperation in hospital)
7. Damaged same knee again.(Overnight opperation again)
8. Slipped a disc in back at training.(2 nights stay)
9. Going back into hospital next month for knee to be done again in the "off season" so i'm hopefully ready to play again next year.