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Originally posted by JD@af
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker.
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!!"
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"
I finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back: "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"
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!!!!!! !God-damn hilarious!!!!!!!
especially when you are an avid Golfer like myself
