Anybody know any good ones? Here's one for starters:
State Trooper stops a SYT (Sweet Young Thing), with one in the passenger seat, and asks for her license. Turning on her charm and a radiant smile, the SYT says, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but if you'll let me off with a verbal warning, I'll buy some tickets to the Troopers Ball."
Trooper says, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'm."
Dead silence for 5 seconds.
Trooper shakes his head, hands license back to the SYT, and walks back to his car and drives off.
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