LOLOL, aint America grand?
Well, folks, here are Kat's Predicitons for the next product liability suits that make national headlines:
Soft Drink Industry: for all your rotting teeth and crystalized kidneys.
Coffee Industry: for staining your teeth and internal organs, not to mention people who are wired enough without it are drinking it.
Nutrasweet: for contributing to brain damage, memory loss, chronic fatigue syndrome, depression and fibromyalgia. (since I found this out, unsweetened iced tea aint all that bad)
Hostess: for all the Twinkies & DingDongs consumed and inches added to the waistline and then some (see McDonalds)
Alcohol Industry: for creating beverages that destroy your liver, add to the waistline and turn into addicitons for alot of people.
Bread/Grain Companies: we all know carbs are evil
and for all the sugarcoated cereal rotting our kids teeth and making them more hyper.
Mattel: for creating the evil Barbie doll who is destructive to the self-esteems of our young girls who become anorexic, fashion victims and shopaholics.
Entertainment Industry: for taking our money and puttig out crap
Audio Industry: for making sound-listening devices that render you deaf after cranking up the volume.
Office Supply Industry: for those idiots who staple their fingers or break a nail on the 3-hole punch....I already have filed my complaint
Look out for next week's People magazine LOL
Computer Industry: where shall I start?
The World: just for existing so that the above may potentially exist. Hence, I already have my complaint drafted and ready to file