UPDATE>>>Well, the NOCO battery charger has been doing its thing for five days. I think this battery charger is a very slow trickle charge type. I hooked up the battery leads and the vehicle does respond and the ignition lights come on, but I didn't want to try and start it yet. That's a sign that the battery is receiving a charge though. I just didn't know it would take a week to charge it. Either my battery is jacked or the NOCO charger is misleading on how it charges. I wouldn't have purchased something else if I knew that. I guess I'll test it on another battery if this one ever charges. Stay tuned!
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