Im the w3aksauce I guess.

I dont like even getting a needle. They have a ton of tv ads here to get people to donate. They use slogans like:
"Blood, its in you to give"
I say
"Blood, its in you to live"
If I was supposed to drain out some of my blood, I would have a valve affixed to my body. Dont get me wrong, donating blood is a good thing, im just not up for it. They would have to sedate me to get my blood.