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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon
I mean if it's a bag full of them, and I have enough to generously choose from, I'd be fine with that. That'd be enough.
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Speaking of dicks (figurative, not literal)...
Yesterday I went to a gas station that was packed, and their entire system went down (registers, credit car machines, and gas pumps.) I was 4th in line, just on the side of the middle island coffee thing. Apparently I wasn't grabbing the ass of the person in front of me, because from the other side of the island, I glace to see this lady clearly getting ready to cut in front of me. I pussy out an decide just not to say shit. People start leaving, so she moves up, definitely cutting in line. She starts complaining to her mom (mother-in-law possibly) "Do you have exact change? I am NOT waiting here for an hour. Blah blah blah, how much are the coffees, that we couldn't wait to start drinking in the store. Maybe we should just dump the rest out and leave." She keeps turning around to look for a price on coffee, facing me over and over. So I decide to get a good look at this arrogant whiny bitch, the next time she starts turning her back to me. I quickly found out why she kept looking my way.
Sure enough, it was my redheaded hippy she-beast of an ex, that I have had the pleasure of
not seeing in over 10 years. Bitch must have turned in my direction 5 or 6 times, to try to get me to make eye contact with her. Me ignoring her made her even more angry, so she went to the other counter to convince them to just allow her to pay them and write sales down manually. Shit was priceless.
